Ouch, that outfit BURNS (my eyes, that is)

Now that the weather is a changing, people think they can throw caution to the wind and dress as they see fit. This is wrong, very, very WRONG. No matter the weather (well, maybe except for ridiculous rain like we had the other night), outfits should remain classy and appropriate despite the weather. Here are some of my LEAST favorites from the past week…


1. Cutoff Bermuda jean shorts with an Ed Hardy black shirt, pink redsox hat and Reef shower shoes. Now there were just SO many issues in this outfit that I actually texted myself the outfit so I could remember to blog about it.

Issue 1: The cutoff jean Bermuda short. I understand sometimes we get artsy, but let’s be realistic, just because it is 60 degrees in late October doesn’t give us the liberty to cut jeans and make them an awkward length for a cut off short.

Issue 2: Ed Hardy. I DETEST Ed Hardy. I think his clothes are tasteless and tacky and if Jon Gosselin is wearing it, I sure as hell would not be taking cues from him. Ditch the Hardy- so trashy.

Issue 3: A PINK redsox hat. Now, I understand a lot of women have these but I find them very sexist. Why does a woman need to wear a PINK hat, can’t she rep the blue, red or white hat like any guy? I also think the pink baseball hat screams “I’m a girl” and they just irk me. (sorry if you have one, you can continue to wear it but know I am judging you)

Issue 4: Reef shower shoes to go to class. Shower shoes are for the shower, every other type of shoe is for class.

2. White SOLO pants with a black thong.

Issue: Tasteless, tacky, trashy, vile, hoochie, slutty and about every other word that means any of those things. For those of you who don’t know, SOLO pants are really tight yoga pants similar to Hardtails or something like that. Now, this chica shouldn’t have been wearing tight white pants to begin with (bitchy, sorry) but really, they’re not flattering on anyone as Kath and I were discussing. Also, I don’t want to know what type of underwear you are wearing and I certainly should not see it. If you don’t want the world to see every crinkle, crack and cellulite cell in your leg- don’t wear white stretch pants- they scream out flaws.

3. American Eagle splatter painted polo shirt with a long sleeve shirt underneath paired Aeropostale jeans (on a college boy mind you).

Issue: American Eagle, Hollister, Aero, Abercrombie were totally all the middle school and high school rage, but the thing is, they should have been left in the high school locker room. It pains Janelle and I when we see such outfits on potentially adorable college boys. Such brands are fine for growing tweens and teens but really should have a minimal place in the college attire. The splatter paint polo really kills me- not only is it splatter painted (which could be cool), but it is splatter painted with “American Eagle” across the chest. Go out naked before going out in a shirt like that.

That's all folks. Keep the good comments coming and remember to dress to impress! XOXO