Jersey Shore.

true life: i love the jersey shore. for those of you who have not seen the amazingly trashy yet awesome reality tv show on MTV, watch it. i was beyond ashamed when i watched the first episode and learned that Pauly D had a piercing, well, somewhere... but there was something that kept me coming back for more...episode after episode. now that the season is over and "the situation" has me begging for them to get a house next summer on the "shore", i have had time to reflect about juice heads, blowouts and poofs.

there is something appalling yet noteworthy about guido and guidettes. why in no means am i hating on them, its a way of live which is completely foreign to me. as "the situation" threw out there, "you gotta work out at least 5 days a week to look like this, eat right, tan (and a boatload of other requirements...)". and i mean, he nick- named his abs "the situation"...that's a yikes within itself. Angelina was fired from the shore because she needed an excessive amount of time to get ready which interfered with her job. classic episode. Pauly D has patented his blowout and it's as if snookie reinvented the poof.

for anyone that knows me... i hate (as in STRONGLY ditest) fake tanning. in my opinion its as if you are lying in a bed of cancer rays and it just amazed me that the cast would go upwards of 3 to 4 times a week. thats one hell of a tan! do it nat-u-ral!

i can truthfully say there was not one outfit on the show that i had to have (which is a serious shocker). ed hardy makes me itch, trucker hats make my tummy hurt and men in white beaters just makes me want to hit something. but for some reason, i just couldn't get enough of the shore. check it out and let me know what you have to say.

until friday, peace, love and blowouts!